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facts-i-just-made-up:

we-are-all-quite-mad-here:

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rocky-otter:

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

TURTLES SPINES ARE FUSED TO THEIR FUCKING SHELLS!! THEY CAN’T LEAVE THEIR SHELLS!!!

No no no you’re thinking of Hermit Crabs. Hermit Crabs are fused to their shells with their spinal columns. Turtles are perfectly capable of leaving their shells, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

where do the two remaining front legs go?

If you look carefully at a common single turtle, you’ll notice that they only have one front flipper. This is because at the dawn of time, all turtles were conjoined like the one above. But Zeus feared these double headed creatures and decided that they were too powerful so he split them all in two. Now, all turtles have to wander the Earth looking for their other halves, and that’s the origin of turtle love.

facts-i-just-made-up:

we-are-all-quite-mad-here:

facts-i-just-made-up:

rocky-otter:

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

TURTLES SPINES ARE FUSED TO THEIR FUCKING SHELLS!! THEY CAN’T LEAVE THEIR SHELLS!!!

No no no you’re thinking of Hermit Crabs. Hermit Crabs are fused to their shells with their spinal columns. Turtles are perfectly capable of leaving their shells, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

where do the two remaining front legs go?

If you look carefully at a common single turtle, you’ll notice that they only have one front flipper. This is because at the dawn of time, all turtles were conjoined like the one above. But Zeus feared these double headed creatures and decided that they were too powerful so he split them all in two. Now, all turtles have to wander the Earth looking for their other halves, and that’s the origin of turtle love.

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    0athenachan0:

    ALL ABOARD THE NEW AU DISAGIO

    Inspector Augiallow approves

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First day of home workout (and diet):

I am feeling actually energetic and not exausted (tho i don’t doubt my legs will hurt tomorrow)

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Tagged in two sets of questions by firefliesinajarx and irefiordiligi

firefliesinajarx

   1. what would you do if you win the lottery?
Pay off my parents’ debts and go on a cool holiday!
    2. the last book you’ve read
Ellery Queen - The American Gun Mystery (DISAPPOINTING. I’m underwhelmed, “Ellery”. I know why they don’t traslate it in Italian, it is almost as bad as Elementary cases)
    3. the last show you’ve seen
Inspector Montalbano
    4. a place you would like to visit
SOUTHERN ITALY.
    5. favourite animal
Dogs, no doubt!
    6. favourite ice cream flavor
Melon (don’t judge me)
    7. a person (deceased or living right now) you think would be nice to share a beer with
CHRIS EVANS or Freddie Mercury
   8. favourite pokemon
PSYDUCK. HE’S THE BEST. PSYDUCK APPRECIATION LIFE.
    9. a job you wanted to do when you were a kid
Astronomer (but now I’m weirded out by space)
    10. do you like horror stories?
Nope, I’m a wimp (tho I did like SPN when I used to watch it)

irefiordiligi

    1. do you like cooking?
I don’t mind it, but I can’t really be bothered
    2. are you adventurous?
Not really, I tend to get anxious. Adventurous to me is synonym of “reckless”, often.
    3. would you kept a snake as a pet?
I don’t think I would
    4. what do you find physically attractive?
Nice smile, kind eyes, wide shoulders
    5. favourite art movement?
Rococo. DON’T JUDGE ME. And Art Noveau.
    6. what’s the greatest thing of where you live?
its history and unending beauties!
    7. what “useless” superpower (useless in a fight but uselful in everyday’s life) would you like to have? you can’t say the power of making money.
uhm I guess, always getting free stuff? Free rides on public transportation, free icecream, free meals, free clothes, etc
    8. what other languages would you like to speak?
German maybe? Learning Japanese better surely.
    9. what was your favourite childhood cartoon?
Too many to count, so I’ll say Disney’s The Sword in the Stone
    10. what are you afraid of?
The unknown, I guess?
    11. if you could use a time machine with no possibility of return, would you go in the past, see the future or don’t use it at all?
I wouldn’t use it at all, tbh. I am glad to be living now and not in the past, and i don’t think I could handle the future half as well as Steve Rogers does.



My questions:

If you could turn into an animal, what animal would it be and why?
What’s your favourite sport?
Where is the farthest place from home you have been?
What is the book that most influenced you?
Describe yourself in a quote.
Are you organised? Messy? Organised mess?
Do you make your bed every day?
Favourite house chore?
Cheer-up song at the moment.
Latest book/film/show that made you cry.

I’m tagging firefliesinajarx, irefiordiligi, electricalice, 0athenachan0, youneedasoultraveller , janiedean , cocchilweran, nanawood , juststrangersinbars and whoever wants to do it!

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Tagged by firefliesinajarx

You can tell a lot about the person from the music they listen to. Put your music device on shuffle and write the first 10 songs that play without skipping. Tag 10 people afterwards.

1. Backstreet Boys - The Call
2. No Doubt - Don’t Speak
3. Moloko - Sing It Back
4. Stromae - Formidable
5. Claudio Baglioni - Poster (Ale Oò 1982)
6. Jem - It’s Amazing
7. Alicia Keys - If I Ain’t Got You
8. Julie Andrews - I could Have Danced All Night
9. Backstreet Boys - Shape of My Heart
10. The Beatles - The Long and Winding Road

I’m not going to tag anyone cause I can’t be bothered tbqh

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I’ve been tagged by youneedasoultraveller and irefiordiligi (sorry for being late, I’ll do them all at some point!)

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below and, if you’re curious about any of the answers of the person you were tagged by, send them a message asking about it! Then tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Serena
Nickname: Sereppa, Sereppe, Sereppide
Birthday: 27th September (the same day as Francesco Totti and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Gender: Female
Height: 1.68 m
Time Zone: GMT + 1
What time and date is it there? 11:14 am, 1st September
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 and a half/ 8, I guess
The last thing I googled was: the Superenalotto website (since my dad doesn’t seem able to check it himself)
My most used phrase(s): “cazzo”, “che palle”, “oh Gesù”
First word that comes to mind: “ora”
What I last said to a family member: something about my dog stinking, probably
One place that makes me happy and why: ROME ROME ROME ROME ROME because it’s beautiful and my city
How many blankets I sleep under: none as of right now
Favourite beverage(s): COFFEE
The last movie I watched in the cinema: How to Train Your Dragon 2
Three things I can’t live without: COFFEE, Pride and Prejudice, my computer
Something I plan on learning: dancing pizzica and taranta, how to style my hair in vintage hairstyles, how to make a 18th-century robe a la française
A piece of advice for all my followers: TAG YOUR STUFF, it’s bloody annoying to have the dash cluttered by 187387128717 posts about the same thing, seriously
You all have to listen to these 2 songs: Brand New - Not The Sun ; Matia Bazar - Vacanze Romane
My blog(s): sereppu “Generally Most Seriously displeased”

I’m tagging nanawood, firefliesinajarx, cocchilweran, 0athenachan0, eponymousgodofmischief and whoever wants to do it!

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Look up in #Rome and you see buildings you never saw before. #roma #italia #italy

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Your OTP is that to whom you associate I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie.